Caleb J. Browne

A RANT, A RAVE, REVENGE, A NON-PLATONIC DIALOGUE, OR TWO TO BE ADS AVING A PALAVER

Scharda there’s nada to vada in the larder.

Well it’s about more den dat, is it nanti?

What is?

Da arva.

Nishtoisale. I orders and I goes.

Nishtoisale? You do nanti reef any connection?

Expression? There’s nanti art in it?

Ear yerself, nanti art in it? What are you? So? Bold? Royalty? Daughter of a merchant are ya?

All of de above and plenty more deary. When I charver, it as bijou to do with ordering. Nanti teleology to it. It is about charvering and nanti more and so multy more.

When I charver, it is to cover an omee’s eke wid Maria.

Yer some dry. Yer just like a naff number.

Ow dare you! I gams more den yer average vacuum.

And with da same passion and savvy as oney.

Passion? I’ve made more roughs orderly than Jennifer Anniston’s willets.

But ave you faked a single una reef?

Dey reeft multy.

Balony, dey reeft bijou with you besides an orderly. I fake omees believe in Gloria erself.

Dat so?

Mais oui.

Polari, yer ighness.

You would nanti get it.

Oh vagarie on with ya.

Nix. You’ll fake fun and dish da dirt with yer fag ags.

Nishtoisale. Vagarie on. Please, pour moi?

You’ve read C. Bennett?

Ery omee-palone as, asn’t she? Specially the Marys.

So you ken ow dere’s a time before and after reading er screeves. Ow before you tinks you savvies what a screeve is and what it can be. But den after, you really savvies that you don’t ken charver all.

What does dis ave to do with doing a turn?

Ya reefs it. Nanti pleasure nor escape can sum it. Ya reefs er. Gloria. Nanti Gloria in da Mary’s sense. But Gloria by whatever name ya calls er. Nanti needs to be a Mary to reef er. She fakes ya reef it.

Do nanti give me a sermon, we are polariing about da arva.

If you can nanti vaf dat da arva is oly, den I ave lost you.